🚨 WELCOME TO THE MOST ILLEGAL DEVLOG ON ITCH! 🚨 That’s right, baby — we’re robbin’ banks, crackin’ locks, and makin’ things go 💥KABOOM💥 all in the name of game dev.

🎮 What Are We Cookin’ in the Vault? In this chaotic lil’ gem of a game, you play as the world’s least subtle bank robber. Subtlety? Never heard of it.

Here’s what we’ve got:

🔓 Lockpicking System: Twist, wiggle, snap — your average door is no match for your crooked bobby pin skills. But mess it up? 🧨 Boom, there goes the alarm. 🙃

🔥 Gunpowder Physics: Drop a trail of powder, light it from afar, and pray to the chaotic gods of combustion. (This is absolutely not OSHA-approved.) 😅